Massage Parlour – Silent Killer
“Last year, I spent millions on sex and pleasure.” Dan moves and sits opposite me, orders himself a dawa and a frappe for me. He closes his eyes,gulps his dawa and shivers abit. “Why...
Love Polygon
“I’m dating her husband. You can’t hide affection for too long. Jake must have mentioned me as a friend this time, a brand of bread the other time, brand of toilet roll another time ...
The Bedbug Girl
“Use this one. If it doesn’t fit, upto you so that you carry many next time,” says Lise as she hands me a black bra. I wore Lise’s bra because I mean what are friends for if no...
‘The Boys’…Fake
Dear you guy my guy, Go. I am not ‘kujaing!’. Yours truly, the villager. See, this is a dangerous breed. These ones should be grated and blended right after those that ask you to stay in a...
Broke guy, Good sex
There is something about a broke guy with good sex. Alalalala. They have power to Timbuktu. I wonder if they have a “kikao” to discuss their privilledges. These are like pregnant women; th...
Valentino-A date of things
My father says I get along well with money. Maybe because I am always on his case to top up for so much on my budget. Well, like any other relationship, money and I have our moments. I love fine thing...
When you die before you die
You are having a short flight. 40 minutes precisely. The ones you honestly say “naenda hivi nakam” then you go attend an interview in town A and get back before your bosses realize. I do n...
Garbage Collector
Me I (Kenyanese) have grown knowing beggers wear torn clothes or have smoked aviation gas. They do not beg nicely. They look at you in the eyes with a stone at hand or a plastic bag with poop ready to...
The drunkmanship…
You are walking to the shop just there(hapo tu) so you see no need to have a bra or undies on. Your 2 week wear and wear bra can rest for a few. The soldiers fell way back but you are happy in your sk...
Village Boyfriend…
Dear village boyfriend, Ova you are bathing at the river, ova you are pulling another girl to the sugarcane plantation, I am writing to tell you that you can replace me. Not because you didn’t h...